March 2012
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Eric Carle's "The Mixed-Up Chameleon"
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February 2012
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Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation. It's for procreation.
Woman: But it can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
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Mexico: Foreign Minister is "willing to debate"...
univisionnews: Mexican Foreign Minister Patricia Espinosa said on Wednesday that Mexico is willing to debate the legalization of drugs. Although she argued that this was not the best way forward. (photo: flickr SREMexico) By Manuel Rueda Channel: Latin American Affairs Mexico’s Foreign Minister told a group of Latin American and European lawmakers that her country is willing to discuss the...
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WatchWatch
inothernews: American reporter Marie Colvin’s final call to CNN.  The Sunday Times correspondent would later be killed along with French photojournalist Remi Ochlik after the building in which they were taking refuge was shelled by Syrian forces.
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